437STL25.010000FINHABITANTS (THE) cm ang 06122106122101001470014700145041100009231000180411BELL.T.I. ÿ  c€Government service of borderlineŠand overlapping territory.ÿ  c€It's about the interruptionŠof the roadwork North 538ÿ  c€that connects A23 to E103Šthrough road N80.ÿ  c€Wait a minute...ŠYes, the form C23a is missing.ÿ  "c€The request was made a monthŠbefore the prerogativesÿ " %c€of the inter-territorial committeeŠordered by the board of directors.ÿ % ) c€It must be a nominal reconversionŠof type 42,ÿ ) +c€established byŠthe equivalence federation. ÿ + 0 c€Call the territory departmentŠand ask for district exemption. ÿ 0 2c€They'll certainly send someone. ÿ   cHello, Sir.ŠYes, hello. Excuse me... ÿ    cHello, Sir. ÿ   cI'd like to make sure...ŠAm I on the E218?ÿ  cI'm looking for the landlordŠof the field...ÿ  calong the A362.ÿ  cYou've come for the extension?Š- Yes.ÿ   cOf the highway?Š- Yes, yes.ÿ   #cYou should ask the villagers.ÿ # %cThe villagers? No...ÿ % )cI just want to see the ownerŠof the field just after the road.ÿ * ,cAfter the road?Š- Yes.ÿ , /cAfter the road, it's the forest.ŠYou have to ask the villagers.ÿ 1 6cThe forest? But there is no forest.ŠI'm talking about the field after the road.ÿ 6 :cAnyway, the villagers are the only onesŠleft to cut the forest.ÿ  cOk. Thank you, Sir.ÿ   cTHE INHABITANTSÿ 6 7cExcuse me. Hello.ÿ 8 cI'm in charge of the administration ofŠhuman movement regulation around roadsÿ  cand community roadsitesŠin the borderline section departm...ÿ  cIn fact no. Excuse me.ÿ  cI've come for the highway over there.ŠWe're going to extend it. ÿ   cI'd like to ask a few questionsŠto the landlord.!ÿ   cAre you the landl...ŠYes? Super."ÿ   cSo, may I ask you a few questions?ŠYes? Perfect. So...#ÿ   cFirst of all, have you been livingŠin this home for over 10 years?$ÿ   "cSo... Oh, yes...%ÿ # 'cYes... I'll give you a hand.&ÿ ) .cSo, if yes,Šhow many residents are there?'ÿ 3 6cNo... You have to give me a number.(ÿ 6 8cSo, the number of people living hereŠwith you.)ÿ  cYou have to give me a number.*ÿ   cIt's the third question down here.+ÿ  c€Yes. Government service of borderlineŠand overlapping territory.,ÿ   c€It's about the interruption of the roadworkŠNorth 538 that connects A23 to E103.-ÿ   c€The intersection of the A23 on mile 207.ÿ   %c€and the E103 on virtual mile 436Šis on a borderline section./ÿ % &c€Impossible.0ÿ & *c€This problem concernsŠthe legal prerogatives section.1ÿ * /c€Proceed to the canceling of the requestŠand introduce a new B0012 prescription.2ÿ 9 cYour home will have to move.3ÿ   cFine, we'll be closer to the forest.4ÿ  cYes and I could build a chicken coop.Š- A fine one.5ÿ   cI've been wanting it for so long.Š- We'll be closer to the stream.6ÿ  cVery practical for the chickens.Š- The chickens, fishing€...7ÿ  cFishing? Do you fish?Š- No. I don't have a fishing rod.8ÿ   cWell, I'll teach you...9ÿ  cI'm going to ask you a few questions.:ÿ   cYoung man...Š- Okay? Do you agree?;ÿ ! " cThe TV set!<ÿ " %cPardon me, I hadn't seen you.=ÿ % &cIs that better?>ÿ & ) c...you want to go scuba-diving...?ÿ ) .cOk, so, I'll start by askingŠfor your names and first names.@ÿ 0 4cI'm Diane because the forest is noisy.Aÿ 4 8cBut, on Sundays, I'm SolangeŠand today I'm Marie-LouiseBÿ 8 :cbecause he says I've got Louise's smile.Cÿ ; cAnd I'm Charles-Henry-Isidore.ŠBut I don't like the sound of Charles-Henry.Dÿ  cAnd Isidore...Šwell, he snores, so...Eÿ   cYes, no but, I need your real names.Š- His nickname is Butterfly-James.Fÿ    cOk, listen,Šlet's do it a different way.Gÿ   cFirst, I'll ask for your professional status.ŠSo, what is your job?Hÿ  cWe wait for the forest.Iÿ   cThe forest comes forward.Š- Paul! The forest...Jÿ   cAnd when it has come,Šwe cut it!Kÿ  cCan't you see she's out of her mind!Š- She doesn't understand?Lÿ   cI have one ear left!Mÿ ! # cSo, can I ask you a few questions?Nÿ ' )c...so it can join the E103.Oÿ * , cAnd I won't have to do the Siamese twins?Pÿ , 0 c...by one or several membersŠof your community?Qÿ 1 4cYou won't manage to divert the river.Rÿ 4 7 cDivert what?Š- The river.Sÿ 9 :cExcuse me...Tÿ ; cSorry, I'm turning down the sound,Šbut you're making a fool of me.Uÿ  cOne question, one answer.ŠIs it this complicated?Vÿ  cI have to fill in this form.Wÿ   cI'll make it simpler: one formŠfor everybody, but I need a name.Xÿ    cA name?Š- Yes, a last name, for example.Yÿ  cMy name is Nicolas Lauwen,ŠChristophe Dupont, Nicole Pasoli...Zÿ  cOh, Pasoli.ŠPaul, what do you think of Pasoli?[ÿ   cBeautiful, Pasoli.Š- Okay, Pasoli.\ÿ  cAna Pasoli.]ÿ  "cLet's quit it. First, birthday.ŠThe day of your birthday.^ÿ # &cLet's say tomorrow.Š- Oh, yes!_ÿ & ) cWe could have a little party.`ÿ ) +cShe likes parties.Š- Listen, Sir,aÿ + - cI'm boring you, but I need an answer.bÿ - 0cI have to fill in this form!Š- Go on, go on!cÿ 0 3cSo, the job?ŠYou live in a camp site:dÿ 3 6 cseveral possibilities.ŠYou say yes or no.eÿ 6 8 cYes.fÿ 8 :cGypsies.Š- No.gÿ ; cTraveling side show.Š- No.hÿ  cCircus.Š- Circus! Yes, of course, circus!iÿ   cI'll be the bearded-woman.ŠWe could put him in a canon...jÿ   cI'll be a lion tamer.ŠLay down! Lay down! I'll tame you.kÿ  cAnd we could put him in a small box.ŠA very small box.lÿ  cAnd throw the box in the water.mÿ  cAnd you just get out.nÿ  cI can put my head into your mouth.oÿ  ! cLadies and gentlemen,Šyou're going to see a wonderful show.pÿ ! #cIt's going to be wonderful.qÿ $ 'cCome closer, come closer.ŠKeep your eyes wide open.rÿ ( *cIf nobody helps me,ŠI can't do it by myself.sÿ + -cIt's not that complicatedŠto fill in a form.tÿ . 1cTo tell me how many people live here.ŠNo?uÿ 2 3 cFrankly?vÿ 4 7cForgive me,ŠI shouldn't get annoyed with you.wÿ : ;cYes?xÿ   cYou know...yÿ   cThis road is a river that couldn't chooseŠbetween two seas.zÿ cAnd a river that goes straightŠinto the desert,{ÿ  cleads to a green paradise.|ÿ  cIf the road is extended...}ÿ  cthere'll be neither green paradise, nor...Š- Calm down.~ÿ  cCome closer, come closer!ŠYou're going to see a wonderful show.ÿ   cWith a 5-footed-elephant,Ša dromedary wearing a tutu.€ÿ  cBut stay, young man, stay.ÿ $ ' cHe's broken everything.‚ÿ ' ) cThe swallower of Berlin balls.ƒÿ ) - cThe headless man, the man with a headŠand the man with two heads.„ÿ - 0cAnd there's a raffle...…ÿ  cYou're not leaving so quickly?†ÿ  cAren't you enjoying the show?‡ÿ   cI don't even know your name.ˆÿ  cCome on, you must have a little name.Š- Let me go.‰ÿ  cLet you go? Why?Šÿ  cThe supreme moment of the showŠhas come.‹ÿ  cThe rubber man is going to fold himselfŠin four...Œÿ * - c€Government service of borderlineŠand overlapping territory.ÿ - 0c€It's about the interruptionŠof the roadwork North 538Žÿ 0 4c€that connects A23 to E103 throughŠroad N80 and extending the D18.ÿ 4 8c€The request was made a monthŠbefore the prerogativesÿ 8 c€of the inter-territorial committeeŠaround the new decree ordered by...‘ÿ  c€...and ask for a new authorization formŠfor district exemption.’ÿ  c€They'll certainly send someone.“ÿ  # cTranslated by Ann Sirot